- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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