- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whos district champs not JM

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Women's rights

A terrorist robs a walrus.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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