- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

think twice or at least think

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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