What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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willie revilame

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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