What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Gingers.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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i am and me is i

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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YOU

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Anti Joke

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