Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The NBA and womens sports

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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