- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Women's rights.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

hahahahaha thats not funny

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

kill yourself

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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