What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Christianity

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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