What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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