- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the fish say after he

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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