What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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