Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Beka has AIDS

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Cancer

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

im a willy bum bum

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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