why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Catholicism.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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