Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Dumb

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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all hail based mark

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Anti Joke

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