a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

racism...deal with it!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

an athiest walks into a church

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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