- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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