- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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