- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??