- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

The FCC

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Women's rights

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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