- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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