Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Oh...okay, good.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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