When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Hitler

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A French man gets into a fight

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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