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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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