whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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