A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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