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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You know whats funny Aids

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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