- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

A midget walks under a bar

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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