- Anti Joke

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

THE END.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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