Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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