- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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