Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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penus

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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That's what she didn't say

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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