Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Safe sex MR

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Dislike this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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