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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the deal with brown?

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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