whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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