September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Gorden Brown.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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