- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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