- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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