"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Fart

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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