Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Diarrhea

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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