- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Hillary Clinton

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

I have suicidal thoughts

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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