- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

how did the man die he didnt

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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