A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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That's what SHE said!

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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WNBA

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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I need to start studying.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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A black man has a job.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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