- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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