What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I have aids

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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