- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Where's my tractor?

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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