Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Gorden Brown.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

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