Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Gorden Brown.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Where's my tractor?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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