- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

give me a thumbs up

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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