- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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