- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

ugh good riddance

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

2 + 2 = 4

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What is a jew in space? Dead

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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