Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's the deal with brown?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

I have suicidal thoughts

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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