- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

The Barackness Monster

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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