- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Dumb

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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