- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

you suck

How many people live in China? At least ten.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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