Black people

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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NEVER

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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