Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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42, that is all

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Refrigerator

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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