What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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