Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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mark is life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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a woman votes!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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