Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What did david give back? Nothing.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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