Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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