Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Anti Joke

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