Sixty... eight

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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watch me nae nae

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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