Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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