- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

People Order Our Patties

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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