guess what what that wasnt it

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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