- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Get off my porch.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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