- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Where's my tractor?

I'm Batman.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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