- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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