Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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GADZOOKS!

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Misner is a twat.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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