What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Mitt Romney

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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