why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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