Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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