- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

a seal walks into a club.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Your mother is average.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Loner.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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