knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

my gramma died

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

children burning

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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