How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

VAGINA.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

#Hanging Degus

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Justin Bieber

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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