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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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