- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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