whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

This is a random Anti joke.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

womens rights

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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