How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Anti Joke

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