I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Bacon is delcious.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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