What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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