How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What does water smell like? water.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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