Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Wigan.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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nice tits.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Anti Joke

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