- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.