- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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