What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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PSN IS UP

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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balls

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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