- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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