Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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balls

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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learn the ropes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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