What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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This is a joke

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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