I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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rarw

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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your moms my other ride

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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chirs

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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