Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Get off my porch.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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