- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Come on children, don't dawdle.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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