Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

NEVER

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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