If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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the WNBA

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Anti Joke

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