What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Michel Moor on a die...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

women sports....

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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