children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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ugh good riddance

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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