What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Smeg...

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Women's Rights

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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