- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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