- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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