What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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I'm sn otter

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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